July 2010
Urban Dictionarryy →
Urban Dictionary…?
Rules: Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions. Post a definition it gives you.
1. Your name: PaolaA raging homosexual ethnic man, who’s favourite past time is to receive another ethnic man/men’s ejaculate into his mouth and/or anus..
2. Your age? 13
The most annoying age for any teenager, when s/he is stuck in the awkward first year of being an adolescent.
3. One of your friends? StefanieBeing able to speak your mind and not caring whether or not you hurt someone while doing it.
4. What should you be doing? Sleeping
To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn’t come in.
5. Favorite color? Turquoise
Think’s it’s a colour. When really, its just pretending to be a mixture of green and blue.
6. Birthplace? Los Angeles
An amazing city that is resented by people in most other parts of the country for assorted reasons. Supposedly, we’re all liberal, weed-smoking, anorexic gangsters who drive around in SUVs with a Starbucks fat-free latte permanently grasped between our manicured fingers and dream of making it big in Hollywood one day.
Okay, maybe not all at once.LOL
7. Month of your birth? November
The month in which the sexiest people are born (especially since most were concieved in february-the month of love-9 months earlier)
GONNA TRY THIS.
Name: Jerina
JERINA is the most popular 36894.th name in USA. One in every 702,203 Americans are named as JERINA and popularity of name JERINA is 1.42 people per million.
Jerina is a fun, outgoing person who has a great personality.
Age: 14
The age of sexual consent in CANADA. When you turn 14 you can be fucked.
ME: Now that you’re 14 we can FUCK!
HER: *SLAP*
One of your friends: Kristen
usually extremely beautiful. can surprise you at what she can do. very outgoing. can be emotional at times, but mostly just wants to party!
kristen: so my boyfriend broke up with me. i was sad at first but now i just want to party!
friend: his loss, you’re extremely beautiful anyways!
kristen: watch me do this drop kick on my ex!
friend: wow; that’s surprising of you, kristen!
What should you be doing: Cleanining
(v) The act of shoving everything in a closet and calling it decent.
“I’m cleaning my closet.”
“Where are you shoving all your stuff then?”
“My room.”
“Ah.”
Favorite Color: Teal
Adj. A Green-like hue. Mix between Light blue and green. Designed specifically as die for automotive paint used on Chevrolet Cavaliers from 1988-1996. Also a popular tint for material used in the manufacturing of fanny-packs. Later popularized by the Philadelphia Eagles, whose primary fanbase consists of Cavelier driving fanny-pack wearers.
^^ WTTF???
Birthplace: Philippines
The Philippines IS an ASIAN country.Most people who visit the country dont get a chance to see the beauty in it.You have to live there to actually appreciate this country. Also known to have the most beautiful beaches in the world.
(SEE, WE ARE ASIANS!)
Month of Birth: March
Month in which creative, layed-back, dreamy, cool people were born.
we carelessly turned amazingly into nothing
(via ariellejuanito)
Hey Harry, what have you accomplished in your life?
Oh you know just beat Voldermort when I was 11. Then his memory when I was 12. Saved my godfather when I was 13. Competed in a Triwizard Cup when I was 14 then watched my sort of friend die and witnessed the rebirth of the Dark Lord but made it out alive. Oh when I was 15 I fought Voldermort again and found out that I have a destiny and that I had to kill Voldermort if the Wizarding World were to find peace. When I was 16, I had to deal with that info and school and find Horcruxes in order to kill Voldermort and had to watch my mentor die at the hands of my enemy. 17 was a rough year too. I couldn’t return to school, Voldermort took over the Wizarding World, I chased down Horcruxes with my best friends, almost lost one, found the place where my parents died protecting me, then I broke into a bank, stole a dragon, flew to Hogwarts and lead my friends into battle against the forces of evil, losing some of them at the hands of evil wizards, then sacrificed myself so the war could end and give my friends a chance. Turns out I managed to kill the part of Voldermort in me then killed him and saved the entire world. And that was all in just a span of 7 years.
Hey Edward Cullen, you’ve been around forever. What the fuck have you done besides whine and bitch and moan?
LOL@THE FUCKING END.
(via dexterbydesign)
HAHAHA, wow.
“Hey Edward Cullen, you’ve been around forever. What the fuck have you done besides whine and bitch and moan?”
June 2010
I swear to god you fuckers who watched Eclipse better not ruin that shit; just like Toy Story 3.
When you bitches ruined Toy Story 3 I was just like
and then I kept seeing post about it, making it even more worse, practically killing the enjoyment of watching the film, I was just like
Now, I swear to god, if ya’ll ruin Eclipse or even The Last Airbender
I’ll go APE SHIT on your ass.(via aj-devera)
I saw the paranormal activity 2 trailer,
its kinda retarded. js.
