As soon as I can I’m applying for an arts college in Seoul, Korea and renting an apartment with @leeroyjaejin. I think I’ll be a coffee barista or secretary during my student time to pay for rent, using the Korean I learned in High School. During one of my coffee barista and or secretarial endeavors I’ll meet a gorgeous 16D Korean man with nice hair and perfect teeth who plays guitar for a band called FT Island, who will instantly fall for me because of my tan skin and coke bottleesqueness and innocence. When he visits me one night to go out he’ll find that my roomate is perfect for his bass-playing friend. We’ll set them up, the goats will fall passionately in love and eventually all four of us will double date and go to each other’s weddings. By the time I’m 40 I’ll be a highly successful and rich drama producer, Jerina will be a successful and rich doctor who discovers the cure for cancer, and our husbands will be doing their solo projects, about ready to retire. All while my family in California wishes they had appreciated their daughter more.